 freddemillio
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Subject: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: November 28, 2004 @ 9:58 AM
OK, we're gonna try another tactic here on the forum page. We're gonna see if anyone wants to talk about their favorites guitars. For me, if it's electric, then a Travis Bean is what rings my bell.
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freddemillio
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 7, 2005 @ 1:37 PM
OK. Given that this thread is such a dismal failure, let's change gears. Let's discuss philosophy. If you and a friend were sitting at home, hungry, and the only things to eat were an old bean burrito and a piece of stale chocolate cake which one would you keep for yourself and which one would you offer to your friend? Which choice would result in more world harmony and why? Would your choice be the same if instead of chocolate, it was vanilla? If there are jalapeņo peppers in the burrito does it change anything?
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 Snoogans775
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 7, 2005 @ 8:49 PM
Well, if we're looking to make some world harmony, details are important.
I'm gonna say that this burrito is a gas machine, and I had nearly killed my cat after consuming an identical buritto earlier in the week.
Second detail is my friend has an overly controlling and nearly psychotic girlfriend he's living with at the moment, and is about to worngfully marry for security.
The burrito is a gift, he can have it. With luck, bad enough for a cat is bad enough for a psycho hose beast.
And cake is cake, I don't care what's in it what's on it, or who urinated slightly to the side of it. I've never been eating a piece of cake at some festive event and heard someone say, "Ah damnit, cake again! That's every year in a row you've been making this evil concoction!"
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freddemillio
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 8, 2005 @ 4:35 AM
Snoogans, your reasoning is approaching perfection and you have raised some interesting points to further the discussion. Your introduction of the Proximity Micturation dilemma into the overall equation is masterful and I take my hat off to you  . Also you brought in another dimension which is a veritable hot-potato today - Animal Experimentation (to be more specific, testing burrito after-effects on cats). These two variants make for a much richer discourse. Great stuff.
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DaveWL
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 8, 2005 @ 7:42 AM
I'd very much like to contribute to any debate that aids world harmony. Only I don't think too well on an empty stomoch. If you can just bear with me while I finish this tasty bean burrito and chocolate cake. Right where was I - yes in an attemptemt to symbolise world selflessness between the developed and developing world I would give both the burrito and cake to my friend. Now what did I do with them - ahhh too late  .
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cosmicearthgirl
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 9, 2005 @ 4:08 PM
I'd cut both in half and share them equally with my friend.
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cosmicearthgirl
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 9, 2005 @ 4:09 PM
And then I'd pick the jalapeno peppers out of the burrito. :yuck:
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fredmiller
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 10, 2005 @ 5:30 AM
I'm terribly allergic to chocolate and I suffer from acid reflux. You didn't say I had Rolaids and as it is edible I assume that I would not. I would offer both to the friend.
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fredmiller
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 10, 2005 @ 5:32 AM
BTW. My favorite guitar is my Framus. We're old friends. I've never played a chocolate guitar before.
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dkeifer
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: January 14, 2005 @ 9:55 PM
Maybe spit the cake and put the burrito to rest?
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 dlindsay
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: November 28, 2006 @ 6:53 PM
Guitars are like women. You need to try them all. The ones that show belt-buckle wear on their backsides are the BEST! Anyone disagree?
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JennyK
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Subject: Re: What's your favorite guitar?
Date: May 19, 2008 @ 7:20 AM
It is sad that a discussion of such importance should fade into oblivion. My favourite guitar is btw the one that has all of its strings and I'd leave the burrito and the cake on the table and open a bag of cheezies for myself. That way I avoid any kind of conflict.
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